apeuré

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“Owner is cleaning my litter box - have to poop”

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expertcosmotips:

Cosmo tip #9

When he least expects it, punch him right in the face

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Waves Of Emotion

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public service announcement (by Bob-Rz)

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comiques:

Noisy stomach

My stomach’s favorite spot to gurgle is in deathly silent crowded elevators.

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curiositycounts:

“So please, oh please, we beg, we pray / Go throw your TV set away /And in its place you can install / A lovely bookshelf on the wall.” ~ Roald Dahl

!!

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urhajos:

‘first day of our new life’ (by Brecht Vandenbroucke *)